So what do you think they are doing?

You are probably aware that the four scrolls have been found for the Great Scroll Hunt and the Great Library has been built, cool right? You can go here if you are a bit out of the loop.

This means that the Age of Emergence is coming out soon (this Friday at midnight), but more importantly for you this means the server is down and you are probably furious that you can't play PK, right? Well I would be ignoring my duty as the dedicate blogging reporter if I did not do some muckraking to find out what's really going on here.

The PerBlue team claims that they are making website changes and revamping things to be updated with the release of Age of Emergence, they have even created a secret language that uses words like "code" and "data" and but I have found the truth...

Andy, normally in charge of marketing for PK, says that he is working on the website and the new guide, he keeps talking about how it's "90 pages in a Word doc." Yeah, right. I'm pretty sure that he is just watching the Office Assistant paper clip as it does its tricks and hops around.


Here you see the PK team working to get the Age III fully prepared and ironed out for the launch (supposedly). They claim to be talking about code, but I think that is just to confuse me.



Jon (aka Brick) claims to be staying up all hours of the night to convert the data to Age III and supposedly he needs to eat imitation Captain Crunch so he can "have energy to keep working." Do you believe that? Neither do I, even if I did have to wake up him at his computer this morning. I'm pretty sure he is checking out the video we got rickrolled on or the new Age of Emergence trailer:



Supposedly Forrest is working on the new website, but we all know he has a thing for TFLN.

Anyway, it is a messy job unveiling the truth, but someone has to do it. I better get back to work before they realize what I've done!

Until next time, if there is one...

P.S. Ok, so I tend to be a bit sarcastic at times and this is one of them. In reality they are working really hard and if anyone is not working, it's probably me. But I'm reading this and looking at this, so it's ok.